Talan Gets Fugged
This is why I can’t stop reading Go Fug Yourself:
Talan, Talan, Talan, Talan, Talan. You really do seem like a nice kid. And I am very glad you realized that marrying Kimberly Stewart after knowing her for two weeks was probably not the smartest decision you ever made in your young life.
Unfortunately, neither was this jacket:
I get where you’re going with it, I do. But it’s a little…Allegedly Sexually Threatening European Tennis Pro In An 80s Teen Movie, don’t you think? I feel like it calls for some very short, tight white shorts, copiuous chest hair, and a mustache. None of which you have. And thank God, really. And since you don’t appear to be planning on getting a job at the club in order to leer at nubile yet surprisingly-flabby-in-retrospect teens sporting crimped hair, terry cloth headbands and high-waisted pants, let’s leave this jacket out of the equation, too, shall we?
No one else could be so deliciously biting to the least interesting of all the Laguna beach cast. It’s fantastic.
Speaking of Talan, be sure to vote in the latest MTV Reality World poll (you can find it right over there in the sidebar… Yup, the question about his upcoming album… Exactly… Now pick an answer!)
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