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Danity Kane Get Fugged

by Shea on December 5th, 2006

Oh how I love Heather and Jessica, the deliciously snarky ladies behind Go Fug Yourself. After Danity Kane’s red carpet entrance at the Billboard Music Awards, it’s no wonder that they were “fugged” today.

Here’s an excerpt:

Like maybe the one in the middle didn’t want to dress like she just came from a Sharon-Tate-in-Valley of the Dolls-inspired lingerie ad. Maybe she wanted to wear the shiny, shiny dress on the end, which someone hemmed until it looks like something the protagonist would wear in the final scene of Ice Princess II, when she has to go out and skate the performance of a lifetime or else Communism will prevail. (For serious, Sarah Jessica Parker wore that dress sometime in the last year, and it was about, oh, six inches longer.)

And maybe the one in the coffee-colored nightgown — seriously, it’s very romantic for your trousseau, but leave that in the hope chest — would rather switch outfits with the Trumpet of the Swan over on the other end. She might be covered in feathers, but at least she’s covered.

See - how can you not love it?!

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