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January 23rd, 2006

Jessica Whores Herself Out…

… to Pizza Hut.

Tasty.
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January 22nd, 2006

Jessica and Ashley Go to the Kentucky Derby, er, KOI

Jessica looks like a pirate attending the Kentucky Derby.
Ashlee is wearing leggings.
Please God, get these girls some stylists!
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January 20th, 2006

Jessica Simpson Gets Sauced…

… Again.

She looks fantastically crazy.
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January 16th, 2006

Why Being Jessica Simpson Definitely Wouldn’t Suck

Sure, she may look crazy in this picture, but Jessica Simpson was attending “Showtime Style 2006″ - a swanky celebrity swag-fest where guests took home gift bags with up to $40,000 worth of goodies.
Funny, isn’t it, how the rich folks get all of the free stuff and us poor kids sit at home […]

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January 15th, 2006

Nick on the WB

A delightful shot of Nick Lachey playing tonsil hockey on the set of the WB show “Twins”:

As a member of Team Nick, I say good for him. Jessica gets attacked by collagen. Nick gets to make out with a hot girl on TV. Hmmm… who’s the winner of this one?
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January 11th, 2006

Jessica Simpson on Blackwell’s List

Jessica Simpson came in third in Mr. Blackwell’s 46th annual “Worst Dressed Women” list, trumped only by Britney Spears and Mary-Kate Olsen.
Blackwell says of Simpson’s attire:
It’s time to sack the stylist and divorce the ‘designer,’ she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel–slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner!
I agree, the extentions have gotten a little overdone of late […]

By Michelle -- 8 comments

January 11th, 2006

Jess & Nick & Their Marriage Contract?

According to Dateline
Hollywood, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson had a kooky marriage contract (surely the brianchild of even kookier Papa Joe Simpson):

According to court documents, Nick Lachey has sued estranged spouse Jessica Simpson for ending their marriage three months before the pair contractually agreed to stay together.
“Mr. Lachey signed over to Ms. Simpson all royalties […]

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January 9th, 2006

Is Jess Back in the Game?

The dating game, that is.
It looks like Jessica Simpson may have already forgotten about Nick Lachey and his affection for women’s stilettos.
Remember these photos from September, when Jess apparently had a few too many drinks and left a LA restaurant with a pretty cute dude:

Well… Perez Hilton speculates that he might be her new gentleman […]

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January 7th, 2006

La Casa de Newlyweds

Speaking of real estate…

People reports:

The multi-million-dollar Calabasas, Calif., home that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson made famous during the filming of their MTV hit Newlyweds is up for sale, PEOPLE has learned.
The five-bedroom, 6,500 square-foot Mediterranean-style house, which includes an infinity pool, a screening room and a music studio, is being listed by Kay Cole […]

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January 6th, 2006

Simpson most popular in pics

We asked you to go vote for the most overexposed star of the year at People’s poll and we’ve got some new data that might help you crunch the numbers.
Newlyweds divorcee Jessica Simpson is the most pictured star of the latter half of 2005 in US Weekly, topping the list with a huge 209 pics!
Coming […]

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