Paris and Doug obviously didn’t make it to the big show (they were photographed leaving the Gray Hotel in Milan yesterday) but I did. I was on the red carpet for the VMA’s and I got to talk to everyone from Holly Montag & “Stacy the Bartender” to four of the cast members of the Real World Cancun. I also caught up with Frankie Delgado, some of the new girls from The City and the cast of Nitro Circus! Stay tuned for the interviews!

Image Credit: Bauer Griffin

The Hills’ Lauren Conrad

Star of My New BFF, Paris Hilton with boyfriend Benji Madden

The Hills’ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Best Female Video: Britney Spears “Piece of Me”
Best Male Video: Chris Brown “With You”
Best Dancing in a Video: Pussycat Dolls “When I Grow Up”
Best Rock Video: Linkin Park “Shadow of the Day”
Best Hip Hop Video: Lil Wayne “Lollipop”
Best New Artist: Tokio Hotel “Ready, Set, Go!”
Best Pop Video: Britney Spears “Piece of Me”
Video of the Year: Britney Spears “Piece of Me”
I heard a question asked earlier – “Do you think MTV promised Britney that she’d win three awards if she came back for the VMA’s?”
It certainly is something to ponder…

The Jonas Brothers

A very pregnant Ashlee Simpson

Ashley Tisdale, who seems to have turned 40 overnight

Christina Aguilera and her shockingly large boobs.

… And Britney’s on board.
The cute banter between Brit-Brit and Russell Brand (who may be best known to Americans as the British rock star from Forgetting Sarah Marshall) in this promo makes me wish the VMA’s were tomorrow instead of, like, September 7th.  A Britney comeback?  We think so…

In a move that can only be described as disgusting, Lauren Conrad apparently made out with Cisco Adler at a VMA pre-party.  I’m pretty sure that Lauren is wishing what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas…
In another “what was she thinking move,” The Hills’s good girl, Lauren Conrad, was caught making out with the questionable Cisco Adler, at Christina Aguilera’s party on Saturday night.
“You really saw them making out,” E!’s Planet Gossip maven asked her source.
“I did,” she said. “And I heard Brody Jenner was pissed.”
Cisco, who used to date Mischa Barton, is hardly good enough for L.C., but Lauren, …read more

This is so obviously a fight over Pamela Anderson. How could it not be?
From MTV:
According to eyewitnesses, Lee — sitting at the same table as Diddy — jawed at Rock as he made his way toward the Bad Boy CEO, with whom he was supposed to present the show’s final performance. It wasn’t clear exactly what Lee said to Rock, but apparently after his words, Rock slapped the drummer, according to eyewitnesses. Lee, one eyewitness said, attempted to fight back but, before he was able to land a blow, was punched in the face by Rock.
Many inside the venue …read more

Ok, a few more awards have been handed out amongst all of the live performances and general debauchery:
Best New Artist – Gym Class Heroes
Video of the Year – Rhianna “Umbrealla”
Also, did ya catch Miss Teen South Carolina. HI-LARIOUS.