The real question that isn’t answered is whether Jessica and Nick were still together at the time. But I do love it when two MTV reality stars come together to make an interesting story…

“Jackass” star Bam Margera has gone public with his Jessica Simpson romance, admitting the fling ended his volatile romance with on/off girlfriend Jennifer Rivell.

The “Viva La Bam” star, who is now married to childhood sweetheart Missy Rothstein, was romantically linked to Simpson after she split from husband Nick Lachey in 2005.

Simpson has always denied reports, despite Margera’s boasts during interviews that he briefly dated the pop star.

And now Margera is coming clean about the romance, admitting his Simpson fling came to an end when his former fiancee found out about it.

Margera says, “We were seeing each other for a while — but that whole Hollywood thing just isn’t me. I guess it was good it happened though.

“The stories about me and Jessica prompted my ex, who I had been seeing on and off, to go nuts. She went crazy.

“She broke thousands of dollars worth of [bleep] at my house and all the rest of it — but at least it gave me a good excuse to dump her. “I got rid of her after that, so, in a way, I can be grateful to Jessica Simpson. She helped me on the path of true love.”

Source: SF Gate 

No… not Nick & Jess.  Bam & Missy!  The couple dined at Koi while visiting LA.

Source: b

I don’t know about y’all, but I just love that Bam Margera and his new bride, Missy.  So obviously Bam’s Unholy Union is one of my favorite MTV shows at the moment.  Watching Missy put up with Bam is a complete education in what patience should be.  I could use a little more of that myself.

Bam just gave a pretty cool interview for TV Guide.  Did ya know he wrote a screenplay and is developing a cartoon?  Check it out:

TV Guide: So how did you land such a nice, normal girl?
Bam Margera: I got lucky. I think the fact that she’s the complete opposite of me is what makes it work. She barely even drinks. She’ll have an olive martini at the bar and that’s it. I need to have 18 of them. I’ve known her since sixth grade. She knows what I’m all about.

TV Guide: Was your Las Vegas bachelor party as insane as it looked on the show?
Margera: I basically went on a three-day booze bender. I had a bowling alley, a pool table, a hot tub and a bartender on 24-hour standby! I didn’t even leave the hotel room. I woke up at 6 or 7 the first morning and my buddy Novak had three strippers on the coffee table. I was like, “Oh, my god, this is what I wake up to? I’m going down in flames, man!”

TV Guide: How was the honeymoon in Dubai?
Margera: It was awesome, but at the airport there, they strip-searched me and Missy, checking our [butts] for [drugs]. They didn’t even have gloves on! [The authorities] took out every one of Missy’s cigarettes and tapped out all the tobacco. I had a prescription of pills that my doctor gave me and they inspected every last one to find out what they were. It was insane. I’ve never been f–ked with like that before. I thought I was getting Punk’d again. I don’t know why they chose us.

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So a few episodes ago, Bam Margera and his new wife, Missy, vamped it up for the Playboy - Bam was the photographer and Missy was his model.

If you want to see the TOTALLY NSFW pics, check out Hollywood Rag.

Again, they’re TOTALLY NSFW so don’t say I didn’t warn you…

I swear, Bam Margera could do absolutely nothing that would shock me.

Case in point:

Bam Margera was surely the only guest at Elaine’s Oscar viewing party who had spent the previous night in jail. The star of MTV’s “Viva La Bam” told Page Six over dinner that he was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday after brass knuckles were found in his luggage. “The brass knuckles were given to me by Island/Def Jam to hang up in my studio where I do my Sirius radio show,” he explained. “I threw them in my luggage and the next thing I know I’m getting handcuffed at the airport and taken to L.A. County Jail.” Margera said he made bail the next morning and flew back to Pennsylvania. “My girlfriend Missy picked me up in my purple Lamborghini at about 5:30 [p.m.] and we drove straight here.”

Source: Page Six

You know all of that stuff that you end up with after a relationship ends? Your ex’s t-shirts, cd’s, and other little things that pop up as a reminder of love gone sour? I usually consider these things part of the “settlement” - you keep theirs, they keep yours and you all get on with your business.

Bam Margera’s ex, Jenn Rivell, on the other hand, chose to sell his stuff on e-Bay.

Here’s an example:

Apparently they are Bam’s sleeping shorts. And for $50.99, they can be yours!

This might actually be a better way of handling things than my old method…